Maui Arts & Entertainment

It’s been almost a month since someone last robbed the First Hawaiian Bank in Pukalani. We attempt to discourage anyone considering a third hit.

Have no respect for whatever it is you’re supposed to be doing on Thursday morning? There’s a bar crawl on Wednesday night with your name on it.

Party, pig out on pancakes, party some more. Watch women act aggro with each other while on roller skates. This is your weekend.

“Don’t kid a kidder, my friend. Have you seen my electric bill? If there were windmills on this island I would know about it.”

Oh, how we pray you will read this part before making the jump and realize this story about chickens plotting against us is MEANT IN FUN.

Plenty of good stuff this weekend, but those with Los Lonely Boys tickets consider yourselves told: tonight’s show has been CANCELED.

The Hawaii Visitors and Convention Bureau (HVCB) recently launched a month-long marketing blitz in New York and Chicago. We suggest – in jest – some slogans.

At least 5,000 people are expected to attend tonight’s Santana concert on Maui, according to venue officials. With thousands of fans expected to be in attendance, the MACC has provided some tips for concert goers and motorists in the area.

We talk to three actresses appearing in Maui OnStage’s upcoming production of “Shout!” to find out why you might want to mark your calendar to see it.

So are we in a time warp or what? The weekends come every other day lately. That stated, here’s the best of what there is to do with yours.

We’re not judging the whos, whats, hows or whys of the most recent Bamboo Forest incident, but it did seem like good timing to offer up a handy checklist.

Worried about how much you owe Uncle Sam and Auntie Honolulu? We share our top 10 tax tips. **This is not serious, but meant to evoke laughter.**

It’s the year of the snake! And World Whale Day! And Valentine’s is over! Trifecta of yay! Here are some ways you can celebrate the wonder of it all.

Vanessa Wolf’s satirical take on testimony in the Kihei Malls case before the state Land Use Commission does not necessarily reflect the views of Maui Now.

Professional strip teases are hard to come by in Maui, but you might want to check out “Kiss Kiss Burlesque” at the Iao Theater on Friday night instead.

If you’re hoping to discover your best options for enjoying the upcoming weekend, look no further.

A satirical take on the proposed “Steven Tyler Act” to protect celebrities from the paparazzi in Hawaii.

Vanessa Wolf channeled an imaginary burnout who lives in her head. Not to be taken (totally) seriously.

Buckle up and let’s talk about some varied and sundried fun ways to occupy the first weekend of February.

The Maui Fringe Theater Festival 2013 kicks off tomorrow night. We talked to Qurrat Kadwani and Julia Wackenheim, two of the headlining actresses.